As much as I love the graphics it’s a horrible game to say the least. I played 14 billion coins at 100 million a spin and the highest win I received was a 1.5 billion win, Poor daily rewards not even worth receiving. I spent 200 One day just to lose all my coins in B a copy hours… the higher the level you place the harder the payouts are. I’m on level 1717 and this has been nothing but a ripoff. Very few wins especially when advertising double jackpot. Trust me, they have enough money and they’ll be just fine.

Get it in there good and deep.Ĭongratulations, you just managed to avoid wasting 10 bucks, and had far more fun than you possibly could with Goldfish Casino! Even more importantly, you were able to find a use for your money that didn’t involve handing it over to wealthy businessmen that profit by making fake games on GoldFishSlots Store. After you’ve finished crying or laughing, grab two meaty handfuls of the green slime that used to be your money… and just cram all of that right into your open eyeballs. Let that sit for about 10 minutes, and while you wait, spend a few minutes reflecting on all the ways your life went wrong that brought you to this moment.

Once you’ve shredded your legal tender, take the remains, and soak them in a mixture of lime juice and salt. I’d recommend a blender, or one of those ninja bullet things. Then meticulously rip that money into the tiniest pieces you can.

Dig around in there and pull out 10 bucks.

Go find your bra, wallet, purse, mattress, or wherever you keep your valuables. If you’re even *thinking* about downloading this “game”, please strongly consider the following:

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